They’re Coming For Me In 5 Minutes
How do I prepare for a diagnostic test, procedure, or surgery that I will be anesthetized?
I go to the bathroom. Too many stories about messed up underwear.
I memorize my surroundings. I know once I am out, it is time that has never existed.
“Play dead” like in the cartoons with the bears. If I lay motionless, maybe they will move past me.
I tell my wife and daughters that I love them.